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    Gởi ngày: 12/Mar/2010 lúc 7:24pm

 

 

Xin bấm vào đây

 
 
 


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Quote tuavanle Replybullet Gởi ngày: 24/Mar/2010 lúc 8:01pm
10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE  

 

1st Commandment 
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so again, are thunder and lightning.

 

2nd Commandment
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.

 

3rd Commandment
Marriage is grand --
and divorce is at least 100 grand!

 

4th Commandment
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, 
the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks 
and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and
the neighbors listen.

 

5th Commandment
When a man opens the door of his car
for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.

6th Commandment

Marriage is when a man and woman
become as one; the trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.

7th Commandment
Before marriage, a man will lie awake
all night thinking about something you
said. After marriage, he will fall asleep
before you finish.

8th Commandment
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
understanding, economical, and a good
cook. But the law allows only one wife.
 

9th Commandment
Every woman wants a man who is handsome,understand ing, economical and a considerate lover, but again, the law allows only one husband.
 

10th Commandment
Man is incomplete until he marries.
After that, he is finished.
 

Bonus Commandment Story
A long married couple came upon a wishing well.

The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too...

But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works"

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Quote Phanthuy Replybullet Gởi ngày: 26/Mar/2010 lúc 1:23am
Sau đây là một truyện vui cực ngắn :
 
 
A MAN ASKED A WOMAN TO MARRY HIM.
SHE SAID NO .
SO HE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER ,
PLAYED GOLF ,RODE MOTORBIKES,DRANK LOTS OF BEER & SCOTCH ,
HAD PLENTY OF MONEY IN THE BANK ,LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP & FARTED WHENEVER HE WANTED.

THE END



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