A Saudi was interviewed at the US Emb***y for a visa.
  
 Consul:     What is your name? 
 Arab:      Abdul Aziz
 Consul:     Sex?
 Arab:      Six to ten times a week
 Consul:     I mean, male or female?
 Arab:      Both male and female and sometimes even camels
 Consul:     Holy cow!
 Arab:      Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
 Consul:     Man,........ isn't it hostile?
 Arab:      Horse style, dog style, any style
 Consul:     Oh.......... dear!
 Arab:      Deer? No deer, they run too fast!